Dear Tirzepatide Sellers,
If you’ve noticed a dip in sales, here’s why: we’re all holding out for $0.49/mg tirzepatide—overfilled, pre-tested, and high-purity. Do the math on how many kits you’d need to sell at that price to afford a Lambo. Produce that many, and you’ll be driving one by next week.
(PS, the pre-testing is just to make sure the post-testing we will all do comes back good — we aren’t going to be putting our trust blindly in the vendor testing in these parts)
If you’ve noticed a dip in sales, here’s why: we’re all holding out for $0.49/mg tirzepatide—overfilled, pre-tested, and high-purity. Do the math on how many kits you’d need to sell at that price to afford a Lambo. Produce that many, and you’ll be driving one by next week.
(PS, the pre-testing is just to make sure the post-testing we will all do comes back good — we aren’t going to be putting our trust blindly in the vendor testing in these parts)