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I successfully met my goal and beyond but in the process, I lost me arse. I’ve looked everywhere for it; at work, under the bed, in my closet and in my car. It is nowhere to be found. I don’t want to be arse-less. Where do I find it? If it’s gone, can I get another? Anyone else lose theirs?
 
I started with a good amount. it's in my genes. (pun intended) So i'm not worried at all 🙂
It's kind of interesting that we usually want what we don't have.
I always wished I had no butt. And now, Ladies are getting implants to make em bigger.
Straight haired use curling irons and curly haired use straighteners etc.
 
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I successfully met my goal and beyond but in the process, I lost me arse. I’ve looked everywhere for it; at work, under the bed, in my closet and in my car. It is nowhere to be found. I don’t want to be arse-less. Where do I find it? If it’s gone, can I get another? Anyone else lose theirs?
Not me, I'm just beginning (I still have enough for 4 people 🤣) But some years ago my husband did and here's that story to make you feel better.

He had become severely constipated and basically stopped eating. Because we were both working so much I didn't notice until one day he was changing clothes and I saw that he had no ass at all. Like concentration camp victim level of no ass. He failed to mention to me that he had been constipated and just said "yeah, I've been losing weight."

Well, I was so alarmed that I made him a doctor appointment and they rushed him in that day based on my description. He had lost an estimated 30 pounds in 2 months. Again, he made no mention of the constipation. Well .. that fast tracked him for a colonoscopy in just 3 weeks.

The day before the appointment he drank his 2 liter bottle of super pooper potion and spent several hours in the bathroom. He came down later telling me that even though his ass was sore he felt better than he has felt in a very long time and was hungry. He whined for a bit about wanting to eat when he couldn't because of the upcoming test.

Test day comes and they filmed a very clean colon. It was only at this point with a camera buried deep that he told anyone about the constipation and that he hadn't been eating but was super hungry now.

Long story short. My husband did not have cancer he was just full of "it." He regained weight and got back some of his ass.
 
My husband said I am losing mine, but it is still in proportion with the rest of my body. The only place I haven't lost is my boobs. I guess that is a good thing. 🤣
 
I successfully met my goal and beyond but in the process, I lost me arse. I’ve looked everywhere for it; at work, under the bed, in my closet and in my car. It is nowhere to be found. I don’t want to be arse-less. Where do I find it? If it’s gone, can I get another? Anyone else lose theirs?
Mine has not disappeared. I have a tendency, much more than most men, to have a big bottom. Yes, it's shrunk but I'd have to get far skinnier than I'd like to get in order to be rid of it.
 
I don’t think I have ever seen a dinosaur scrotum so I am having trouble with the imagery.
I wanted to help you out but ChatGPT was unwilling to assist. Further non-AI research showed that reptiles don't have testicles and that birds, another close relative of the dinosaurs, have testicles but those are inside the birds. Having external testicles help keep them from overheating while allowing the human body to draw them closer when cold. Because many dinosaurs are believed to be at least somewhat warm-blooded and many were huge, it would not be surprising if dinosaurs had external testicles housed in a scrotum. However, as far as I can tell, no one actually knows whether a dinosaur had a scrotum.

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