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I thought Brute Enforcer Emeritus left us..... alright alright alright. imma take all ur Matt McConaughey dick pills off ur hands and replace them on a one for one with 500mg amoxicillan (excellent for dental emergencies and those stubborn colds that turn into pneumonia ) or 40mg prednisone (great for sciatica and crazy inflammation)
I mean...that's actually a much better deal for me, since nobody in my house has a dick except the cats!
 
I mean...that's actually a much better deal for me, since nobody in my house has a dick except the cats!
Never married or cohabitated if you don't mind my asking? Don't get me wrong I'm mid fifties and if this marriage failed I'm too old to act kind to a stranger and subject her to my snoring, my belly and genuine distaste for life. I'd much prefer to drink and watch AMC with my dog.....
 
Never married or cohabitated if you don't mind my asking? Don't get me wrong I'm mid fifties and if this marriage failed I'm too old to act kind to a stranger and subject her to my snoring, my belly and genuine distaste for life. I'd much prefer to drink and watch AMC with my dog.....
Married three times! Turns out I am not particularly good at choosing a partner, nor, if I'm being honest, all that great at BEING a partner. I am, however, EXCELLENT at for-awhile romance that doesn't end ugly, and also good at living with cats; so I just decided to do those two things. But my for-awhile guys can bring their OWN dick pills, they are not supplied on-site.
 

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