Definitely!
Jasonglp1@totallynotascam is my go to source for all of my weight loss needs too. I love that he uses a beeper like the 90's drug dealers from back in my day and faxes me invoices for cat litter after a purchase from him. A real throwback.
Now, you might be thinking that beachlife (1 comment, new account, digging up an old, dead thread) is jason on an alt account, and you'd be right, but if you disregard that and just give him your social security number, I can personally guarantee that'll you'll get some type of white substance in the mail.
And while your at it, tell em "dwight sent ya" to get 10% off of everything, your next order, the std test you'll need to purchase after taking his stuff, and 10% off of your life too.