Award for Most Fire Tirz 🏆🐦‍🔥

Most Fire Tirz Vendor 🏆🐦‍🔥


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Not fire as in spicy 🌶️, well it could be….vendor’s tirz that *hits* every damn time 💯

With the ongoing vendor controversies, let’s acknowledge the good.
 
My piss is 🔥 right now. @nonyabizznez gave me something 🌶️
You can use penicillin for those chancre issues 🫣

I know @chmuse is gonna look "chancre" images so it's payback for the animal carnage she's been posting lately. I can't get that damn Sarah McLachlan song out of my head!
 
You can use penicillin for those chancre issues 🫣

I know @chmuse is gonna look "chancre" images so it's payback for the animal carnage she's been posting lately. I can't get that damn Sarah McLachlan song out of my head!
I'll have you know I didn't have to look it up! I already knew!
 
You forgot Eli Lilly and Company, whose tirz is so fire that people pay $1,100 a month for it. Unless you're in France or Japan, then $130 a month.
Cash pay in US is only $600 and they send you 4 dosed vials because you can’t be trusted to not overdose.
 

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You forgot Eli Lilly and Company, whose tirz is so fire that people pay $1,100 a month for it. Unless you're in France or Japan, then $130 a month.
Having taken Eli Lilly tirz, I know it’s nothing special. But you don’t need to use a syringe. And you don’t need to reconstitute.
 
I agree with everyone on this thread: there should be more syphilis-related choices on the poll
Please don't discriminate any the other sexually transmitted diseases, many of which are fine options. I am happy to note that gorillas are incapable of catching gonorrhea, syphilis, chancroid and chlamydia. We do catch other STDS.
 
Please don't discriminate any the other sexually transmitted diseases, many of which are fine options. I am happy to note that gorillas are incapable of catching gonorrhea, syphilis, chancroid and chlamydia. We do catch other STDS.
I'm left sitting here wondering if you knew that, or had to look it up. I think I'm impressed either way.
 
I'm left sitting here wondering if you knew that, or had to look it up. I think I'm impressed either way.
I’m happy that my web wife is impressed. I had to look it up. The internet is great for figuring out things like that. If I was more hip or younger, I would asked an AI program instead of Googling the matter.
 

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