HELP! Where can I hide my peptides?

Omxxl said:
Hey everyone!
I'm going to be traveling to my in-laws' house for a couple of weeks next month. I need to put my peptides in the fridge without anyone noticing; only my wife knows. Where could I hide them? I thought about putting them in a supplement container, but that's odd since they don't need refrigeration.
Do you have any ideas?

Thanks for your advice!
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If I was going to my in-laws, I'd just take them all at once.
 
So I got one of the mini fridges. Most of them say they will only go a max of 20º under ambient, honestly it's more like 10º consistently. My bathroom gets morning sun and was hitting 75º F in early spring, the fridge could hardly manage 55º if storage guidelines are to be believed then anything above 40º refrigerated is going to degrade. and if you want to store lyophilized vials 'long term' you supposedly need to keep it at -40º to -80º (These types of lab grade freezers will set you back 5-10k) Ran across an interview on the Tubes discussing exactly this with a lab that tests peptides specifically. Most of these guidelines are complete bunk, they're there for the industry to CYA. I work in an environment where we have a lab for our products and produce CofA's and GCMS data, unfortunately our equipment cannot test peptides. The lab manager discussed how reconstituted vials at room temperature are good for at least 30 days probably 6+ months, lyophilized sitting in your garage is good for 5 years more than likely, he also covered how if shaking peptides up during reconstitution or handling vials roughly ruined the peptide humans would probably die at the drop of a hat from a bump, not to mention if you see how most lab samples are handled it's nowhere near as delicate as most people indicate. Consider how is this stuff shipped to you? You're not getting refrigerated -40º temperature controlled peptides delivered to your door and they are definitely not doing that on the way from China to the US or Europe. How long is this stuff sitting in a container in the middle of summer roasting in the sun before it gets through customs and shipped to your door? It's more likely you'll introduce bacterial contamination when piercing the vial and that may cause an issue than the peptide going bad. I still keep my vials refrigerated and in the freezer pre-constituting, but if I'm going to travel like that I'd just keep them in a reasonably cool place out of sunlight and call it a day.
 
Calm Logic said:
And you can have a whole backstory that you were on heartburn pills (proton pump inhibitors) that lower your B12 to dangerously low, vegan levels, haha. But you can't help your addiction to heartburn pills, because their daughter's cooking can be very upsetting to your GI system, and you never know when she will strike again, since she hates your cooking as well. And the ongoing arguments about meal planning often result in no one eating dinner, lowering your B12 even more.
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You're my favorite now.
 
Get the small size hydropeak and buy the inserts that hold the peptides in there. I bought a mini fridge but returned it because the temperature never went below 40 degrees and I wanted it to be cooler in case I wanted to use it to store food one day.
 
 
I guess it depends whether you are bringing vials or pens.
I use an insulated drink cup, it fits 4 pens and the insulin cooler cold packs fit into it. I wrap the pens in a wash cloth so they dont make noise when I move it. I can carry it wherever without anyone asking. If you label it with your name they are less likely to look..
If they are nosy and want to look inside tell them its a sea weed green drink detox thing. They won't want to see or smell that.
 
When my FIL died last summer, I was using branded. No issue putting it in their fridge. When we visited at Christmas, I brought my grey market goods with me and, again, stuck them in the fridge (& freezer). No one asked me anything or touched it.
 
Nah, those solutions are fine, but the real move is to own it and hide it in plain sight. Label it something like “sexual drive enhancer” for maximum deterrence.

Better yet: ask your mother in law to help you with your shot (in the bum). I guarantee she won’t ask any more questions after that.
 
cat_walk said:
No, esas soluciones están bien, pero lo mejor es asumirlo y ocultarlo a plena vista. Etiquétalo como "potenciador del deseo sexual" para lograr la máxima disuasión.

Mejor aún: pídele a tu suegra que te ayude con la inyección (en el trasero). Te garantizo que después de eso no te hará más preguntas.
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Jajaja, podría decirle que es un péptido para el agrandamiento del pene y mi suegra querrá comprobar si es cierto.
 
Ok what if you got a small cooler bag, I'm specifically thinking of these cylindrical ones I used to use for transporting breast milk when traveling, and bought a bunch of freezer packs to go along with it. Store the freezer packs in their freezer and just swap out when the cooler bag, safely stored in your room, starts to get warm.
 
cheaperseeker said:
I'd hesitate to put your peps in the fridge, because you never know when someone is going to get curious and decide to have a look at your "supplements", then they'll think you're hiding drugs when they see vials in there.
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Every few months there is drama on Reddit about how a mother or MIL finds someone’s peps and gets snarky.

I have a wonderful MIL. My hormone replacement injections always stay 100% in our room, tucked away. Peps will get a cold pack and that will get swapped daily. Easy.

Easier than trying to explain anything you shouldn’t have to explain anyway.
 
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