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GLP-1 Specialist
Welp. I got this cool new body only to find out that my basset-hound eye bags (mostly genetic, but probably not helped by my history of graves and smoking) are now that ONLY thing standing between me and a pretty-enough face. Went to the plastic surgeon, SPECTACULARLY failed the peripheral vision test (turns out my upper eyelids are in even worse shape than my lower), and scheduled an upper and lower blepharoplasty. Insurance will pay for the upper, and the lower's out of pocket. F it, this will be the END of little kids walking up to me and chirping "Did you know you have dark circles under your eyes?" (yeah, I do you little larvae, do your parents know they didn't raise you right?)
So between now and August 28th, I gotta get the last five pounds off cause they'll be adjusting the fat pads under my eyes and I don't want them changing shape after that. Also, the fellow said "and also, you need to lay off the smoking for two weeks before and two weeks after." "Boyfriend, if I could quit smoking for four goddamn weeks, I could just QUIT SMOKING." "Yeah, so about that. You smoke and we do this, you're gonna look like shit. I'm not playing, private practices usually make patients SIGN something that says 'I have been told this will look like shit if I keep smoking' before they do it. And speaking of which, you've gotten lucky for twenty years with graves and smoking. That likely won't last forever. I don't ride people about smoking, but I DO ride graves patients about it, because I've seen what eventually happens and you don't want to see that in the mirror, not when you just took all that weight off. You gotta pick; be pretty, or keep smoking."
Ok, that young man has got me scared straight. I'm tapering down my cigarettes; twelve a day this week, eleven next week, ten....but I know this is gonna hurt.
I'm already on tirz. Anybody know of anything else that might help on top of the chantix Ima start gobbling in June?
So between now and August 28th, I gotta get the last five pounds off cause they'll be adjusting the fat pads under my eyes and I don't want them changing shape after that. Also, the fellow said "and also, you need to lay off the smoking for two weeks before and two weeks after." "Boyfriend, if I could quit smoking for four goddamn weeks, I could just QUIT SMOKING." "Yeah, so about that. You smoke and we do this, you're gonna look like shit. I'm not playing, private practices usually make patients SIGN something that says 'I have been told this will look like shit if I keep smoking' before they do it. And speaking of which, you've gotten lucky for twenty years with graves and smoking. That likely won't last forever. I don't ride people about smoking, but I DO ride graves patients about it, because I've seen what eventually happens and you don't want to see that in the mirror, not when you just took all that weight off. You gotta pick; be pretty, or keep smoking."
Ok, that young man has got me scared straight. I'm tapering down my cigarettes; twelve a day this week, eleven next week, ten....but I know this is gonna hurt.
I'm already on tirz. Anybody know of anything else that might help on top of the chantix Ima start gobbling in June?