Your workplace sounds fun 😂In similar news, my team at work thinks its amusing to say something that makes someone else respond strongly, then edit the thing that provoked it to be a totally neutral thing and then pretend the person who responded strongly is wilding for no reason. We have all done that to each other multiple times and it makes us all laugh every single time.
With your history of being called to the principal's office Gr33dy, you'd likely not be here! 😉If I was a mod in here, id be like Patrick Swazye in Roadhouse, cracking heads and tossing folks out the door.