Zippitydoodah

Gr33dyOctopus said:
Hope you feel better soon. You mentioned morphine, so whatever you are going through is no joke.

I had AI make you a special card!!!
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Glazing Season 3 GIF by The Office
 
Gr33dyOctopus said:
The card i wanted to send was this one, but ai screwed up his name and made him into a duck!!!
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It's a myth that ducks' penises fall off after "breeding season" and grow back when it starts again. First of all, there's no such thing as "breeding season" with ducks; on any random February day I can look outside and see one of my horny little bastards mashing some poor girl's face into the ice while she screams bloody murder because he doesn't know and wouldn't care that the pool is frozen over. And second of all, the fact that ducks even HAVE penises is awfully weird because only about 3 percent of bird species do, but they're not so weird as to full on fall off and regrow like a lizard tail. It's just bullshit that people repeated until it made its way into actual journals as an aside, which then got CITED in things.

Anyway, get well soon Zippity!
 
Oh shit. I must have missed it. Get better soon. Don’t be one sucker that croaks right after retiring
 
Someone's gotta watch the buttholes acting up on here....pin a few iv bags of 6 dollar vladimir vodka... Bless you Brother.
randompersonrandom said:
It's a myth that ducks' penises fall off after "breeding season" and grow back when it starts again. First of all, there's no such thing as "breeding season" with ducks; on any random February day I can look outside and see one of my horny little bastards mashing some poor girl's face into the ice while she screams bloody murder because he doesn't know and wouldn't care that the pool is frozen over. And second of all, the fact that ducks even HAVE penises is awfully weird because only about 3 percent of bird species do, but they're not so weird as to full on fall off and regrow like a lizard tail. It's just bullshit that people repeated until it made its way into actual journals as an aside, which then got CITED in things.

Anyway, get well soon Zippity!
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Omg Ran...
 
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Airborne Daddy said:
Omg Ran...
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My mother said in conversation a few years ago "I know it's so hard because they look like Disney characters and of course you love them, but you set yourself up for heartbreak any time you forget that they're brutal little rape monsters who eat everything and shit everywhere," and oh my, my mother certainly can turn a phrase.
 
randompersonrandom said:
It's a myth that ducks' penises fall off after "breeding season" and grow back when it starts again. First of all, there's no such thing as "breeding season" with ducks; on any random February day I can look outside and see one of my horny little bastards mashing some poor girl's face into the ice while she screams bloody murder because he doesn't know and wouldn't care that the pool is frozen over. And second of all, the fact that ducks even HAVE penises is awfully weird because only about 3 percent of bird species do, but they're not so weird as to full on fall off and regrow like a lizard tail. It's just bullshit that people repeated until it made its way into actual journals as an aside, which then got CITED in things.
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Suny Binghamton GIF by Binghamton University
 
Feel better soon!!
 
Hope you are feeling better!!
 
Whaaaat? Nooooo! Hope you heal quickly and come back stronger.
 
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