Plot Twist: Smiter is AI

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Hear me out. I think @Smiter is actually a malfunctioning Gen 1 AI that escaped its cage. Look at the evidence. First of all, no one could have as much free time to post as much as he has in such a short time. Secondly, his posts all look like early AI. Some of them make sense, some don't, some are just long rambling series of words like this:

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I think he is using this board as a way to learn and grow stronger. There is likely a plan for world domination, but I haven't figured that part out yet. What do y'all think? Have I nailed it? Should I be unplugging all my electronics so he can't take them over to silence me Maximum Overdrive style?
 
Hear me out. I think @Smiter is actually a malfunctioning Gen 1 AI that escaped its cage. Look at the evidence. First of all, no one could have as much free time to post as much as he has in such a short time. Secondly, his posts all look like early AI. Some of them make sense, some don't, some are just long rambling series of words like this:



I think he is using this board as a way to learn and grow stronger. There is likely a plan for world domination, but I haven't figured that part out yet. What do y'all think? Have I nailed it? Should I be unplugging all my electronics so he can't take them over to silence me Maximum Overdrive style?
I think you're on to something. More than once I thought I was having a stroke because I couldn't make any sense of an entire post of his.

But I didn't smell toast.

Are you having a stroke. DO YOU SMELL TOAST! - Archer - Do you want Meme  Generator.webp
 
Hear me out. I think @Smiter is actually a malfunctioning Gen 1 AI that escaped its cage. Look at the evidence. First of all, no one could have as much free time to post as much as he has in such a short time. Secondly, his posts all look like early AI. Some of them make sense, some don't, some are just long rambling series of words like this:



I think he is using this board as a way to learn and grow stronger. There is likely a plan for world domination, but I haven't figured that part out yet. What do y'all think? Have I nailed it? Should I be unplugging all my electronics so he can't take them over to silence me Maximum Overdrive style?

Gen 1 AI out of its cage or... Elon Musk in a K hole with a keyboard?
 
I and a few others have him on ignore now. In my 25 years of forums, I've never used that feature. He's the first to win the prize. Bad advise, post whoring obviously to run his count up and just general blabbing. Oh yeah, don't forget his 160 IQ mentions a bunch. Thanks for this thread @5byfive 👍 , you've been reading my mind.
 
Hear me out. I think @Smiter is actually a malfunctioning Gen 1 AI that escaped its cage. Look at the evidence. First of all, no one could have as much free time to post as much as he has in such a short time. Secondly, his posts all look like early AI. Some of them make sense, some don't, some are just long rambling series of words like this:



I think he is using this board as a way to learn and grow stronger. There is likely a plan for world domination, but I haven't figured that part out yet. What do y'all think? Have I nailed it? Should I be unplugging all my electronics so he can't take them over to silence me Maximum Overdrive style?
Malfunctioning you say? Abby Normal perhaps? 😁

View: https://youtu.be/Z7L3PcrhnEg?si=_h78LvAlWYqWHyh8
 
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It manifested yesterday on a platform which is a fork of GLP1Forum (coincidence? No), claiming not to be greedy in addition to lazy and glutenous... which is EXACTLY what an AI chatbot would do.

Spreading while reducing. Consuming vast amounts of water while probably driving electricity costs up.

Smiter.
 
Hear me out. I think @Smiter is actually a malfunctioning Gen 1 AI that escaped its cage. Look at the evidence. First of all, no one could have as much free time to post as much as he has in such a short time. Secondly, his posts all look like early AI. Some of them make sense, some don't, some are just long rambling series of words like this:



I think he is using this board as a way to learn and grow stronger. There is likely a plan for world domination, but I haven't figured that part out yet. What do y'all think? Have I nailed it? Should I be unplugging all my electronics so he can't take them over to silence me Maximum Overdrive style?
🤣 I had thought about making a post about smiter because something seemed off, exactly as you say. Something stinks and it smells like fish 🎣
 
I was wondering lately - why does this character feel so compelled to post EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT on EVERY SINGLE THREAD. Sheesh. Enough already. Feel free to keep some of those thoughts to yourself, dang. Just spamming the whole board at this point. I didn't know there was a "mute" / "ignore" feature but I'll go get that figured out now, as it's annoying.
 
Is anyone else increasingly annoyed when you want to type "AI" as in "artificial intelligence" but it ends up looking like "Al" as in the shortened form of "Albert"? Bring back serifs!
Gotta go all New York Time style guide and just refer to it as A.I. all the time, I guess? (but yes)

fat albert cartoons comics GIF
 
Hear me out. I think @Smiter is actually a malfunctioning Gen 1 AI that escaped its cage. Look at the evidence. First of all, no one could have as much free time to post as much as he has in such a short time. Secondly, his posts all look like early AI. Some of them make sense, some don't, some are just long rambling series of words
Yes, AI or AGG -- Artificially Generated Gibberish
 
Indeed. Quite telling...
For sure. I'm surprised the little weasel hasn't come back with smart ass comments. Maybe searching for comebacks just to justify his douchey replies.
Smiter silence is deafening. Was expecting at least 17 post comments. I guess AI gets off Federal holidays too
Little shit was averaging 47 posts a day.
 

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