Plot Twist: Smiter is AI

[5byfive]

Hear me out. I think @Smiter is actually a malfunctioning Gen 1 AI that escaped its cage. Look at the evidence. First of all, no one could have as much free time to post as much as he has in such a short time. Secondly, his posts all look like early AI. Some of them make sense, some don't, some are just long rambling series of words like this:

GNC Wheybolic Alpha, Satiety Index, Myofibrillar Hypertrophy, Muscle protein synthesis, Type 2b muscle fibers, epicatechin, ephedra, NO preworkout, modafinil, Gelusil, Andy Galpin, Charles Poliquin-time under tension, overcoming isometrics, Anavar, Anastrazole, tamoxifen, Enclomiphene, Blackstone labs Euphoria, Cloma Pharma Asia Black-25

I think he is using this board as a way to learn and grow stronger. There is likely a plan for world domination, but I haven't figured that part out yet. What do y'all think? Have I nailed it? Should I be unplugging all my electronics so he can't take them over to silence me Maximum Overdrive style?

 

[HereKittyKitty]

I'll bite and agree. Now I can block guilt-free.

 

[Beardboost]

 

[deluge]

Hear me out. I think @Smiter is actually a malfunctioning Gen 1 AI that escaped its cage. Look at the evidence. First of all, no one could have as much free time to post as much as he has in such a short time. Secondly, his posts all look like early AI. Some of them make sense, some don't, some are just long rambling series of words like this:



I think he is using this board as a way to learn and grow stronger. There is likely a plan for world domination, but I haven't figured that part out yet. What do y'all think? Have I nailed it? Should I be unplugging all my electronics so he can't take them over to silence me Maximum Overdrive style?

I think you're on to something. More than once I thought I was having a stroke because I couldn't make any sense of an entire post of his.

But I didn't smell toast.

 

[NagChamp]

Hear me out. I think @Smiter is actually a malfunctioning Gen 1 AI that escaped its cage. Look at the evidence. First of all, no one could have as much free time to post as much as he has in such a short time. Secondly, his posts all look like early AI. Some of them make sense, some don't, some are just long rambling series of words like this:



I think he is using this board as a way to learn and grow stronger. There is likely a plan for world domination, but I haven't figured that part out yet. What do y'all think? Have I nailed it? Should I be unplugging all my electronics so he can't take them over to silence me Maximum Overdrive style?

Gen 1 AI out of its cage or... Elon Musk in a K hole with a keyboard?

 

[literallylit]

Gen 1 AI out of its cage or... Elon Musk in a K hole with a keyboard?

Given the avatar, Elon is plausible

 

[Mr. Blonde]

I've actually replaced using chatgpt with using @Smiter. So far so good 👍

 

[CMA Pooky]

Yes, he is feeding Skynet and Skynet is trying to make us as extinct as Dinosaurs and the Dodo Bird.

View: https://youtu.be/4DQsG3TKQ0I?si=VRoASxtUPVBIyl6P

 

[BNLFL]

I and a few others have him on ignore now. In my 25 years of forums, I've never used that feature. He's the first to win the prize. Bad advise, post whoring obviously to run his count up and just general blabbing. Oh yeah, don't forget his 160 IQ mentions a bunch. Thanks for this thread @5byfive 👍 , you've been reading my mind.

 

[CMA Pooky]

Hear me out. I think @Smiter is actually a malfunctioning Gen 1 AI that escaped its cage. Look at the evidence. First of all, no one could have as much free time to post as much as he has in such a short time. Secondly, his posts all look like early AI. Some of them make sense, some don't, some are just long rambling series of words like this:



I think he is using this board as a way to learn and grow stronger. There is likely a plan for world domination, but I haven't figured that part out yet. What do y'all think? Have I nailed it? Should I be unplugging all my electronics so he can't take them over to silence me Maximum Overdrive style?

Malfunctioning you say? Abby Normal perhaps? 😁

View: https://youtu.be/Z7L3PcrhnEg?si=_h78LvAlWYqWHyh8

 

[BNLFL]

Malfunctioning you say? Abby Normal perhaps? 😁

View: https://youtu.be/Z7L3PcrhnEg?si=_h78LvAlWYqWHyh8

Great movie. I think a bunch of those actors are gone.

 

[CMA Pooky]

Great movie. I think a bunch of those actors are gone.

A classic movie. Sadly, all three in the clip have passed.

 

[indolent]

It manifested yesterday on a platform which is a fork of GLP1Forum (coincidence? No), claiming not to be greedy in addition to lazy and glutenous... which is EXACTLY what an AI chatbot would do.

Spreading while reducing. Consuming vast amounts of water while probably driving electricity costs up.

Smiter.

 

[Youarewhen]

Hear me out. I think @Smiter is actually a malfunctioning Gen 1 AI that escaped its cage. Look at the evidence. First of all, no one could have as much free time to post as much as he has in such a short time. Secondly, his posts all look like early AI. Some of them make sense, some don't, some are just long rambling series of words like this:



I think he is using this board as a way to learn and grow stronger. There is likely a plan for world domination, but I haven't figured that part out yet. What do y'all think? Have I nailed it? Should I be unplugging all my electronics so he can't take them over to silence me Maximum Overdrive style?

🤣 I had thought about making a post about smiter because something seemed off, exactly as you say. Something stinks and it smells like fish 🎣

 

[PineCone99]

I was wondering lately - why does this character feel so compelled to post EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT on EVERY SINGLE THREAD. Sheesh. Enough already. Feel free to keep some of those thoughts to yourself, dang. Just spamming the whole board at this point. I didn't know there was a "mute" / "ignore" feature but I'll go get that figured out now, as it's annoying.

 

[Hichewgoddess]

It was the Andrew Tate glazing that pushed me over the edge. 😂

 

[indolent]

S.M.I.T.E.R.

Synthesized
Monster
Intelligently-artificial
Tetrahedron
Eviscerating
Reconstitution

ICPO–INTERPOL contacted.

 

[FartfulCodger]

Is anyone else increasingly annoyed when you want to type "AI" as in "artificial intelligence" but it ends up looking like "Al" as in the shortened form of "Albert"? Bring back serifs!

 

[Spork]

Is anyone else increasingly annoyed when you want to type "AI" as in "artificial intelligence" but it ends up looking like "Al" as in the shortened form of "Albert"? Bring back serifs!

Gotta go all New York Time style guide and just refer to it as A.I. all the time, I guess? (but yes)

 

[DukeBroadway]

Damn over 1100 posts since joining April 26th. I need to up may engagement lol.

 

[cheaperseeker]

Is anyone else increasingly annoyed when you want to type "AI" as in "artificial intelligence" but it ends up looking like "Al" as in the shortened form of "Albert"? Bring back serifs!

Yes! I often just use lower case to make the "i" in "ai" more obvious.

 

[Vriende]

Hear me out. I think @Smiter is actually a malfunctioning Gen 1 AI that escaped its cage. Look at the evidence. First of all, no one could have as much free time to post as much as he has in such a short time. Secondly, his posts all look like early AI. Some of them make sense, some don't, some are just long rambling series of words

Yes, AI or AGG -- Artificially Generated Gibberish

 

[amosmylove]

Smiter was a girl when she messaged me.

 

[indolent]

Smiter was a girl when she messaged me.

Female chatbots are helpful, male chatbots are competent? - Publizistik

Chatbots have in recent years increasingly been used by organizations to interact with their customers. Interestingly, most of these chatbots are gendered as female, displaying stereotypical notions in their avatars, profile pictures and language. Considering the harmful effects associated with...

link.springer.com

 

[amosmylove]

Female chatbots are helpful, male chatbots are competent? - Publizistik

Chatbots have in recent years increasingly been used by organizations to interact with their customers. Interestingly, most of these chatbots are gendered as female, displaying stereotypical notions in their avatars, profile pictures and language. Considering the harmful effects associated with...

link.springer.com

@Smiter whachu say?

 

[cheaperseeker]

@Smiter whachu say?

@Smiter has been suspiciously absent from this thread...🤔

 

[amosmylove]

@Smiter has been suspiciously absent from this thread...🤔

Indeed. Quite telling...

 

[chewonmysac]

Smiter silence is deafening. Was expecting at least 17 post comments. I guess AI gets off Federal holidays too

 

[indolent]

A chatbot's silence does not indicate absence. At all.

 

[BNLFL]

Indeed. Quite telling...

For sure. I'm surprised the little weasel hasn't come back with smart ass comments. Maybe searching for comebacks just to justify his douchey replies.

Smiter silence is deafening. Was expecting at least 17 post comments. I guess AI gets off Federal holidays too

Little shit was averaging 47 posts a day.