CAT THREAD.

[randompersonrandom]

If Squatch is ever un-shunnified, I hope they will tell us how and why they have collected so many oranges and voids. And does the orange everything-chaos just cancel out the nothingness of the voids??

Oh fine. @Sasquatch , you are un-shunned temporarily JUST so you can tell us this story, because I kinda want to know too.

 

[miss-sanne]

We just rescued a cat from animal shelter 2 weeks ago.
She is the most wonderful cat, my son is delighted and they are already best friends.
We named her LILLY, lol. (I thought, Eli Lilly was a bit weird) She is very fit !
I do like my piggy on my profile, though. 🙂

 

[Sasquatch]

We have a farm. We have an insulated shed, with a nice woodburning stove. Pretty much Kitty cat Paradise especially in winter. I dunno? I maybe started with 4 or 5 feral barn cats. I try to fix the tomcats. But strays happen by. Seems like I've always had a herd. Lots of drama, sometimes.

I don't know how to work the 'quote' thing on this format. Help!

 

[nonyabizznez]

Here's mine going for a long pass!

I had to change my avatar when she felt every post was taking a piece of her soul.

 

[PunkN]

Meet the boys:
William, George and Rex. They all know the best way to get a reaction from me is to hop on my lap when I'm pinning!
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My Rex says HI!

 

[skeptick]

This is why i don't feel the need to change my icon. Shun me if you must.View attachment 10860

Whats that trap baited with? Got nothin agin cats. Taste like chichen...

 

[randompersonrandom]

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SHUNNNNN! THOU ART SHUNNNNNNED!!

I had to change my avatar when she felt every post was taking a piece of her soul.

(Through tears) SH...SHUNNNNN! I SAID SHUNNNNNNNN!

 

[randompersonrandom]

I do like my piggy on my profile, though. 🙂

SHUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNED!!!

 

[skeptick]

SHUNNNNN! THOU ART SHUNNNNNNED!!

(Through tears) SH...SHUNNNNN! I SAID SHUNNNNNNNN!

Goes back to his corner, weeping.

 

[Airborne Daddy]

This thread is only for people with cats as their profile pic. If you do not have a cat in your profile pic, you may not post in this thread.

ANTICIPATED QUESTIONS
Q: Does it have to be my cat?
A: No

Q: I don't like cats, can it be a dog?
A: No, but you can make a dog thread and we can go to war if you want.

Q: What if I don't have a cat in my pic and I post anyway?
A: You will be shunned. We will make a production out of shunning you.

Q: Are there any exceptions?
A: I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.

Q: You literally just did.
A: That's not a question.

Q: Does it have to be a photograph of a cat, or can it be drawn, ceramic, painted, etc?
A: JFC, I don't know, figure it out!

Q: What exactly will be discussed in this thread?
A: Unclear. I really only got this far in the planning.

Q: If I change my profile pic to a cat, can I be in your stupid thread without being shunned?
A: Yes.

 

[ocuzuc]

I am on my 3rd shot of Catnipatide, and don’t feel anything, should I switch to Kittyglutide?

 

[Sasquatch]

Whats that trap baited with? Got nothin agin cats. Taste like chichen...

That's a whole bucket of fresh Kitt'n-Kaboodle! They think fresh tastes better.🙄

 

[Sasquatch]

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I am on my 3rd shot of Catnipatide, and don’t feel anything, should I switch to Kittyglutide?

(Just big boned😉)

 

[randompersonrandom]

SH...SHU.... (braying sobs)

My quote button stopped working, and I can't bear to shun @Airborne Daddy anyway. Fine, I'll change the rules. Which means @Sasquatch and @miss-sanne and @nonyabizznez can be un-shunned. Not @skeptick , though, cause you still have to post a cat.

 

[Sasquatch]

Rando-
You're a good one! 😇

Here's one of me setting a local record!

 

[byefatlicia]

Yay me! no more shunning! This is Gigi. She's one of my daughters kitties. But she loves me mostest🙂
#cat_thread_fomo

 

[randompersonrandom]

Rando-
You're a good one! 😇

I always end up biting off more fuckery than I can chew. 😂

Also OMG PILE OF TORTIES

 

[FlowerFairy]

Shun me all you want. I lost my 23 year old beloved Faith in January. In March I adopted a “sweet semi feral” cat that was being bullied by the others in the colony. She is not semi feral with me. I have been skippetybapped at all 3 of our interactions since she came home with me. She haunts my office- eats her foods and treats, plays with her toys and uses her litterbox. But when I am using my office, she chooses to stay hidden. So I seek substitute kitty fixes. First pic is my beloved Faith; second is my invisible cat, Molly- taken by her feeder.

 

[MsGizmo]

SH...SHU.... (braying sobs)

My quote button stopped working, and I can't bear to shun @Airborne Daddy anyway. Fine, I'll change the rules. Which means @Sasquatch and @miss-sanne and @nonyabizznez can be un-shunned. Not @skeptick , though, cause you still have to post a cat.

Yay. I wanted to share but didn't want to be shuuuunnnnneeeed. So here are the babies.
Rosie. As you can see, she has run out of fucks to give. She wandered into my house and never left.

Buddy. She was so sick and skinny when we found her we thought she was an old male cat. We can't throw this box away.


Po. He was found starving at a post office and then fed vegan food for a week before my husband found out and brought him home.



Mr. Fireball Wiggins. AKA Wiggy. The babiest baby to ever baby.

 

[randompersonrandom]

😂 @ZippityDooDah , I can't edit the first post to reflect the rule change. Do you mind adding this so people know they can join the thread? Maybe at the top:

EDIT: Ok, rule change, cause it turns out I don't have the courage of my convictions; you can post cat pictures even if you don't have a cat in your profile picture, and we will not shun you. Or do whatever you want, the power to shun corrupted me.

 

[ThatNextGril]

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Po. He was found starving at a post office and then fed vegan food for a week before my husband found out and brought him home.

Po is a remarkable testament on why you should never feed obligate carnivores a vegan diet. So glad your husband came correct.