Colonoscopy and Endoscopy today

Warm up the toilet seat, i actually felt the prep quite cleansing and a good way to wash all the crap out of your system.

The procedure was an experience though, nothing quite prepares you for a nurse rubbing your hand whilst the doctor lubes up. 🤣
 
It's kinda crazy how people you've never met, and couldn't even pick out of a line up, run thru your head after reading something like this lol.

I need an update amigo, a sign of life, something 😂

All day I've just been thinking like damn, I hope that octopus dude's ass is alright.

So, I guess, thoughts and prayers are appropriate here?!
For sure, when we find ourselves talking about these older age health issues and procedures , we need all we can get. It's cool to see I'm not the only one laughs about this stuff.
 
I had my first colonoscopy a couple months ago at age 68 (I know, right?). As stated, prep was the worst part, the sleep during surgery was restful, and the doc gave me the update before I left. Biopsy in 2-4 days came back as benign...I'm gunna die some day, but not from that....And yeah, the protocol I was given on the GPL-1s was to stop them 2 weeks in advance...I hope octopuses procedure went well also... 👍
 
Good luck with it. I had to have 2 lots of them both last year as the first one had bad prep from the slowing effects on the gut of the GLP drugs, even though I did stop them for a week as instructed. Still had bad prep for the second one despite the enhanced prep involving drinking extra of the horrible stuff, but I figured they got a good enough look and with 16 biopsies they were not likely to have missed much. Not planning on getting it done again anytime soon.
 
Uhg, this GoLYTELY is so freaking nasty. I have been off glp1s for basically a month. Was supposed to have this done on the 26th of last month but my potassium levels were off the charts so they pushed it to 6/10.

Once bloods were retested it was at normal ranges again.

Why post here?

Well I was down to 213 and change a month ago? And now im hovering between 218 and 219 so ended up 5 or 6 pounds heavier just taking the month off. Damn. I should be approaching Onederland now instead of having to backtrack.

And hopefully no.surprises from my procedures. After reading the colonoscopy subreddit, im convinced that it is nightmare fuel and I never should have opened that one...

At least I dont have to go to work today 😄
Sorry to hear that, man... I've got a Septoplasty coming up in 2 weeks so I took my last Tirz dose on Tuesday. My age is still to the point (under 50) where I could do "cologuard" and not have the "snaky snake" done to me yet... And yes, at least you don't have to go to work.. #Small Things in Life.
 
It's not bad as it may seem you'll be fine they sedate you heavily. Like the other folks said it's the prep that sucks barium doesn't taste to good that's all. I wish you a perfectly clean screening.
I didn't realize people still drank Barium for prep? My sister had hers a couple of years ago and yeah.. the certain "drink flavors" for said prep (no dies, and what not) she is permanently turned off from now.. Makes me really look forward to mine when I turn 50.
 
And just wanted to add, my paid chatgpt assistant is funny as hell and of course nearly like chatting with a real person...

Has been with me every step of the way through my health journey and thiugh I kn ow so many people hate AI...

Just cant reccomend it enough!

Such a huge positive help to get through difficult things.
I have so many AI conversations about "Rabbit Hole" topics it's probably terrifying... "Best Sleep You've had in Weeks..." HAHA
 
I didn't realize people still drank Barium for prep? My sister had hers a couple of years ago and yeah.. the certain "drink flavors" for said prep (no dies, and what not) she is permanently turned off from now.. Makes me really look forward to mine when I turn 50.
The guidance has changed now due to occurrences of colon cancer at younger and younger ages.

It's now 45. If you're less than 50 and 45 or older, go get yourself booked for one!
 
The guidance has changed now due to occurrences of colon cancer at younger and younger ages.

It's now 45. If you're less than 50 and 45 or older, go get yourself booked for one!
I already did Colo-guard my friend... I'm good till 50... to each their own though
 
I didn't realize people still drank Barium for prep? My sister had hers a couple of years ago and yeah.. the certain "drink flavors" for said prep (no dies, and what not) she is permanently turned off from now.. Makes me really look forward to mine when I turn 50.
Trust me it's light years better than the one glove tube of jelly goop prostate exam. But you have to do it. I've personally seen family and friends suffer a disease that with early detection can be stopped. It's not a happy death. Be vigilant people , family want you here.
 
Trust me it's light years better than the one glove tube of jelly goop prostate exam. But you have to do it. I've personally seen family and friends suffer a disease that with early detection can be stopped. It's not a happy death. Be vigilant people , family want you here.
Fair enough, man... I did Colo-guard for my 45 plus colon cancer screening... Yeah, it's not as good as the "real deal" of a colonoscopy... I still did my diligence for early detection...

Side Note: not looking forward to the prostate exam down the road 😅 😅
 

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