Considering Survodutide

[randompersonrandom]

ChatGPT can be amazing in finding good answers. However, when I asked it to prepare a chart of 5 peptides to see how much they activate GLP-1, GIPR, and GCGR, ChatGPT provided right information as to four peptides but wrong information as to survodutide. (The chart with the black background that @Lullabytreehugger posted is correct.) ChatGPT is too useful to ignore. However, I wish it got better at not making mistakes. It's okay if it says that it doesn't know. Also, when I asked it to make a picture of dinosaur scrotum, ChatGPT refused.

Now I'm mad.

 

[byefatlicia]

. Also, when I asked it to make a picture of dinosaur scrotum, ChatGPT refused.

Same:

There is no factual information available regarding Keith Richards' scrotum, as it is not a topic that has been publicly discussed or documented in reliable sources. Searches for this specific topic do not yield any relevant information and the results returned are about Keith Richards' career and personal life, not his anatomy.

• Irrelevant search results:
  Search results for "keith richards scrotum" typically return unrelated articles about Keith Richards' music career or personal life, such as his arthritis or the Rolling Stones.
• No reliable sources:
  There are no reliable news articles, interviews, or biographies that discuss this topic.

I hope nobody looks at my search results... This would be hard to explain

 

[chmuse]

"Considering Survodutide"

Five pages in...

"DINOSAUR SCROTUM IMAGE NEEDED"

I'd have to do research but I always assumed dinosaurs had a cloaca 🤔

 

[conzopiriani]

Same:

There is no factual information available regarding Keith Richards' scrotum, as it is not a topic that has been publicly discussed or documented in reliable sources. Searches for this specific topic do not yield any relevant information and the results returned are about Keith Richards' career and personal life, not his anatomy.

• Irrelevant search results:
  Search results for "keith richards scrotum" typically return unrelated articles about Keith Richards' music career or personal life, such as his arthritis or the Rolling Stones.
• No reliable sources:
  There are no reliable news articles, interviews, or biographies that discuss this topic.

I hope nobody looks at my search results... This would be hard to explain

Y'know.. for comparison purposes.

 

[randompersonrandom]

"Considering Survodutide"

I'd have to do research but I always assumed dinosaurs had a cloaca 🤔

Unless they're whatever ducks evolved from. I mean, ducks still don't have a scrotum, but the boys DO have dongers.

 

[chmuse]

Unless they're whatever ducks evolved from. I mean, ducks still don't have a scrotum, but the boys DO have dongers.

Ducks have both cloacas and a phallus. Lizards have a cloaca and hemipenes. Both have internal testes 🤔

My Google search history is ruined.

Edit: and you can't mention duck dong without the 'they're spiral and forked' tidbits.

 

[randompersonrandom]

Ducks have both cloacas and a phallus. Lizards have a cloaca and hemipenes. Both have internal testes 🤔

My Google search history is ruined.

Edit: and you can't mention duck dong without the 'they're spiral and forked' tidbits.

I have three boys of my own, and have seen more curly penis than I ever in my life thought was going to be a thing. Also, did you know that male ducks frequently lie about sex?

 

[chmuse]

I have three boys of my own, and have seen more curly penis than I ever in my life thought was going to be a thing. Also, did you know that male ducks frequently lie about sex?

Ok, you need to explain that last one.

Did you know males will frequently accidentally drown the females during copulation?

This conversation may be overkill.

 

[randompersonrandom]

Ok, you need to explain that last one.

Did you know males will frequently accidentally drown the females during copulation?

This conversation may be overkill.

I do know about the drowning thing. 🙁 I lost a duck that way my third year of keeping them. Now I make sure to put a cinder block in the deeper pools so that the girls have some way to keep from being pushed under too often, and I don't keep smaller girls with my two more aggro boys.

So there's a dance that boy ducks do after they've successfully had sex. It looks fairly similar whether they're on water or on land; they dip their head down with a straight neck, and zoom back and forth in a straight line with a hard turn midway through. It means "I got some booty I got some booty," and they do it after ANY successful copulation.

HOWEVER (I'm changing the names so I don't dox myself, though I'm really doxing myself just by saying this much, oh well)

I have two boys, (Roger and Jack) in one flock and one (Arthur) in the other flock, and they hate each other. Deeply. Arthur is with a single girl, and she's gorgeous. Roger and Jack line up at the fence between them, and catcall her. Arthur runs to the fence, and yells at them. This goes on for awhile, and if it escalates, Jack may do the "I got some booty" dance in the middle of it, as though claiming that he just mated with Arthur's wife, at which point Arthur loses his mind and starts banging his head against the fence, trying to go over and kill them.

And I'm sitting there, calling to the duck "Arhur, you KNOW he's lying. You were right here the whole time, you know that didn't happen." But he doesn't care, just them SAYING it happened is enough to enrage him.

Also Jack is bad at sex, and occasionally after trying for like twenty minutes and eventually getting bucked off because the girl is annoyed because she's tired of having her hair pulled while he fails and fails and fails at the angle, he'll suddenly do the dance as though he didn't fail. But I don't argue with him, because aw, poor guy.

 

[conzopiriani]

I do know about the drowning thing. 🙁 I lost a duck that way my third year of keeping them. Now I make sure to put a cinder block in the deeper pools so that the girls have some way to keep from being pushed under too often, and I don't keep smaller girls with my two more aggro boys.

So there's a dance that boy ducks do after they've successfully had sex. It looks fairly similar whether they're on water or on land; they dip their head down with a straight neck, and zoom back and forth in a straight line with a hard turn midway through. It means "I got some booty I got some booty," and they do it after ANY successful copulation.

HOWEVER (I'm changing the names so I don't dox myself, though I'm really doxing myself just by saying this much, oh well)

I have two boys, (Roger and Jack) in one flock and one (Arthur) in the other flock, and they hate each other. Deeply. Arthur is with a single girl, and she's gorgeous. Roger and Jack line up at the fence between them, and catcall her. Arthur runs to the fence, and yells at them. This goes on for awhile, and if it escalates, Jack may do the "I got some booty" dance in the middle of it, as though claiming that he just mated with Arthur's wife, at which point Arthur loses his mind and starts banging his head against the fence to go over and kill them.

And I'm sitting there, calling to the duck "Arhur, you KNOW he's lying. You were right here the whole time, you know that didn't happen." But he doesn't care, just them SAYING it happened is enough to enrage him.

Also Jack is bad at sex, and occasionally after trying for like twenty minutes and eventually getting bucked off because the girl is annoyed because she's tired of having her hair pulled while he fails and fails and fails at the angle, he'll suddenly do the dance as though he didn't fail. But I don't argue with him, because aw, poor guy.

"And I'm sitting there, calling "Arthur, you KNOW he's lying. You were right here the whole time, you know that didn't happen." But he doesn't care, just them SAYING it happened is enough to enrage him."

r/AITAH ?

 

[chmuse]

I do know about the drowning thing. 🙁 I lost a duck that way my third year of keeping them. Now I make sure to put a cinder block in the deeper pools so that the girls have some way to keep from being pushed under too often, and I don't keep smaller girls with my two more aggro boys.

So there's a dance that boy ducks do after they've successfully had sex. It looks fairly similar whether they're on water or on land; they dip their head down with a straight neck, and zoom back and forth in a straight line with a hard turn midway through. It means "I got some booty I got some booty," and they do it after ANY successful copulation.

HOWEVER (I'm changing the names so I don't dox myself, though I'm really doxing myself just by saying this much, oh well)

I have two boys, (Roger and Jack) in one flock and one (Arthur) in the other flock, and they hate each other. Deeply. Arthur is with a single girl, and she's gorgeous. Roger and Jack line up at the fence between them, and catcall her. Arthur runs to the fence, and yells at them. This goes on for awhile, and if it escalates, Jack may do the "I got some booty" dance in the middle of it, as though claiming that he just mated with Arthur's wife, at which point Arthur loses his mind and starts banging his head against the fence, trying to go over and kill them.

And I'm sitting there, calling to the duck "Arhur, you KNOW he's lying. You were right here the whole time, you know that didn't happen." But he doesn't care, just them SAYING it happened is enough to enrage him.

Also Jack is bad at sex, and occasionally after trying for like twenty minutes and eventually getting bucked off because the girl is annoyed because she's tired of having her hair pulled while he fails and fails and fails at the angle, he'll suddenly do the dance as though he didn't fail. But I don't argue with him, because aw, poor guy.

You have absolutely made my day. Also, I have no idea how your ducks could doxx you but I find that even more hilarious.