Homebrew your own vanilla. Or don't, I'm not your boss.

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Hey so homebrewed vanilla is something you can do that's awesome and takes about twentysome minutes of work. Its a two-year wait, but after the first two years, you'll never have to wait again as long as you stay on a schedule. I've never figured out whether you actually save any money doing this, but the vanilla tastes richer and people act like its awesome. I sometimes gift tiny bottles at holidays and people freak out.

1.75 liter bottle of 100 proof vodka. It needs to be 100 proof, the weaker stuff won't work. It doesn't have to be (and shouldn't be) NICE vodka, though. I get the New Amsterdam 100 proof. Some people use bourbon, but remember that has its own flavor.
8 oz vanilla beans. I get em on Amazon. Grade B is for vanilla extract and is usually cheaper, but if A is cheaper, I've gotten those before too. I don't actually think you can tell the difference in the end. I've used FitNClean a lot, but any well-reviewed vanilla bean vendor is fine.

Chop your beans. I slit them lengthwise, then cut them in 1" pieces. Remove a few cups of vodka from the bottle and reserve it. Put the 8 oz of chopped beans into the bottle. Put back enough vodka to get it up to the neck. Label it with the month and year, and what kind of beans you used. Shake it up. Then shake it once a day for a week, once a week for a month, then put it somewhere out of the way (a cupboard, a closet, whatever) and forget about it for at least a year, preferably two years. Then strain it into nice little glass bottles and there's your vanilla.

Advanced tip: After you put your first bottle up, start keeping track of your vanilla usage. When you've used 1.5 liters (I know you're still using the commercial stuff, but note down how much you're using), then do another bottle, maybe two, so you can get to that two-years-ahead thing. When your first batch matures, you've always got another batch right behind it.

I've got about seven or eight bottles brewing at the moment, the oldest was put up in '24. I just found two four-ounce bottles last week that I put up in '22 when I first started doing this, and am using it in my coffee; its REALLY wonderful. I've gotten to a point where I wait for a sale on beans and then buy a pound and do two bottles, then I'm done for a good long time.
 
tldr...does it include pecans or not?...
no, but you can get those from the trees down by the old trinity if you want free pecans, and I do every year. It's illegal to shake a pecan tree that's not yours, but if you go to the levee in the fall, no one cares except to note that that white lady's up in the trees again. It is a common observance in my neighborhood in the spring when that white lady's up in the trees again (stealing mulberries), in the summer when that white lady's up in the trees again (stealing figs), and in the fall, when that white lady's up in the trees again (stealing pecans).
 
When my parents were quitting drinking, I snagged all of their whisky, vodka, and rum and bought like $200 worth of madagascar beans from amazon. That was... 2 years ago damn. I have just been putting them in my erythritol chocolate syrup 'cause I really don't know how to use it other than crème brulée.
 
In the early 2000's I got a case of mexican pure vanilla that I used when I made homebrewed root beer. I thought I had 2 bottles left, but I'm down to less than half a bottle left. By far this was the best vanilla I have ever used.
After reading your description, my homebrewed vanilla project may need an upgrade. I only used a 1 liter bottle of 80 proof Smirnoff vodka and Madagascar vanilla beans from Penzey's Spices. The "requirement" for alcohol in vanilla extract is a minimum of 70 proof.
Also made vanilla paste from the extra vanilla beans to give as gifts.
 
Must. Resist.
This sounds so simple and fun. I love vanilla!
But I have the worst follow-through of all time. I buy all the things, start all the things, finish and use zero things. My "closet of doom" is stuffed with good intentions.
I'm so impressed with this plan though - thanks for posting, and I'm admiring everyone that can actually do stuff like this from afar!
 
We have come a long way since the 20th century!

In the early 20th century, castoreum began appearing in some foods to add a vanilla-raspberry flavor. But its use had fallen by 1987, when the U.S. consumed about 250 pounds of castoreum per year, according to Vice. Since then, its use has “decreased significantly,” as the Flavor Extract Manufacturers’ Association told the publication. Perhaps the final strike against popular use of castoreum was that products using it as flavoring could not be certified as kosher.

 
Tldr I dont have time for all that. When im not shooting chinese junk im scouring the homeless camps in search of the purest and most delightful fetynal. Your vanilla hobby sounds positively boring compared to my super fun fetty adventures.

You really should get a life that is fuller and more exciting like i have.
 

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In the early 2000's I got a case of mexican pure vanilla that I used when I made homebrewed root beer. I thought I had 2 bottles left, but I'm down to less than half a bottle left. By far this was the best vanilla I have ever used.
After reading your description, my homebrewed vanilla project may need an upgrade. I only used a 1 liter bottle of 80 proof Smirnoff vodka and Madagascar vanilla beans from Penzey's Spices. The "requirement" for alcohol in vanilla extract is a minimum of 70 proof.
Also made vanilla paste from the extra vanilla beans to give as gifts.
You know, I've never tried a batch of Mexican vanilla, just because I don't see the beans as often; but I really should. I generally do 2 bottles of Madagascar to 1 bottle of Tahitian; I know I like both, and if you asked me what I was using at any point, I don't think I have the palate to tell you the difference.
That's around $80 worth of beans?
It can be; I watch for sales. I ordered a pound of Tahitian on Prime Day for $78.
When my parents were quitting drinking, I snagged all of their whisky, vodka, and rum and bought like $200 worth of madagascar beans from amazon. That was... 2 years ago damn. I have just been putting them in my erythritol chocolate syrup 'cause I really don't know how to use it other than crème brulée.
Most of it goes into my coffee creamer. I like flavored creamer, but the store-bought stuff is expensive and full of either sugar or sucralose. I do 360g coffee mate powder, 150g allulose/monkfruit blend, half a grated Tonka Bean, a heaping teaspoon of baharat seasoning, and four cups of boiling water. Then I add 15 g of vanilla. It's very good.
 
Must. Resist.
This sounds so simple and fun. I love vanilla!
But I have the worst follow-through of all time. I buy all the things, start all the things, finish and use zero things. My "closet of doom" is stuffed with good intentions.
I'm so impressed with this plan though - thanks for posting, and I'm admiring everyone that can actually do stuff like this from afar!
One of the cool things about this is that the longer it brews, the better it is. The 8 oz that I did in 22 and forgot about is some of the best I've ever had, and has inspired me to make it more often so I can afford to lose a bottle for four years.
We have come a long way since the 20th century!
I thought about making castoreum, but I don't have the space for beavers in the yard, and the extraction process sounds...unpleasant.
Tldr I dont have time for all that. When im not shooting chinese junk im scouring the homeless camps in search of the purest and most delightful fetynal. Your vanilla hobby sounds positively boring compared to my super fun fetty adventures.

You really should get a life that is fuller and more exciting like i have.
It occurred to me that growing opium poppies just for fun was something I could probably do and it might not even be illegal, then realized there was such a great chance I'd end up with a heroin habit JUST as a natural outgrowth of my own curiosity and hobby tendencies.
 
In the early 2000's I got a case of mexican pure vanilla that I used when I made homebrewed root beer. I thought I had 2 bottles left, but I'm down to less than half a bottle left. By far this was the best vanilla I have ever used.
After reading your description, my homebrewed vanilla project may need an upgrade. I only used a 1 liter bottle of 80 proof Smirnoff vodka and Madagascar vanilla beans from Penzey's Spices. The "requirement" for alcohol in vanilla extract is a minimum of 70 proof.
Also made vanilla paste from the extra vanilla beans to give as gifts.
When my ship used to call on ports in Mexico, the Steward would always go ashore and get a few bottles of Mexican Pure Vanilla. Even my uncultured palate could taste the difference!~
 
Now I understand a reddit post I saw a while back regarding dropped vanilla. Two years of work down the drain!

What do you usually use it for
I'd be so bummed. I use it for coffee creamer, a very small amount in homemade perfumes (a vanilla with any floral or wood is wonderful), tiny gifts, and any desserts I might make.

I wish I hadn't posted this, though. It got me all excited talking about the varieties, and I went and bought another pound on top of the pound of Tahitian I've got coming; eight ounces of Rwandan and eight of Ugandan (from vanillabeankings, which sometime has co-op pricing.) A bottle last six months at the absolute minimum, so I guess I'll have some great little Christmas presents in '28 or '29. But the liquor store is gonna judge me when I go buy four huge bottles of vodka.
 
This is one of the most interesting off-topic posts I have read here. Thanks for sharing! I don't think I will ever do this but I am fascinated by the concept.
 
This is one of the most interesting off-topic posts I have read here. Thanks for sharing! I don't think I will ever do this but I am fascinated by the concept.
I absolutely LOVE "valuable stuff you can make in your own kitchen in like ten minutes with no particular special skills that's better than store bought and cost effective" activities. This is definitely one of those.
 
rpr, would you expect 100 of these beans would come to around 8 ounces?
And in terms of the specs, would you go for these?
And, in the spirit of asking too many spoon-feed questions, do you use the slag to make vanilla bean paste when you're done macerating/steeping/infusing?

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