How old can a vendor test be before you say no thanks?

[randompersonrandom]

A vendor I like is having a sale on T-60. I don't really need any more, but the price is good. I'm going back and forth, and probably won't buy it because I already spent my mystery-powder budget for this month and can't buy any more until October or else my anti-hoarding rules will go into play, and I hate them. (Which means they work.)

Help me comfort myself; the tests on these are from mid-May. Everything else I've bought, the tests from the vendor was from the last few weeks. Is four months too long ago? I feel like it is, but I'm still fairly new.

 

[MsGizmo]

A vendor I like is having a sale on T-60. I don't really need any more, but the price is good. I'm going back and forth, and probably won't buy it because I already spent my mystery-powder budget for this month and can't buy any more until October or else my anti-hoarding rules will go into play, and I hate them. (Which means they work.)

Help me comfort myself; the tests on these are from mid-May. Everything else I've bought, the tests from the vendor was from the last few weeks. Is four months too long ago? I feel like it is, but I'm still fairly new.

Sorry, but the guy that does the testing says that age doesn't affect GLP1s all that much. Soo as long as its the still the same batch the test is valid as far as I can tell.

But remember what I said .. we don't know what fancy new stuff will come out before you run through what you already have in your freezer. Distract yourself from hoarding by building a wish board on pinterst for the new clothes you will need to buy next year.

 

[randompersonrandom]

Sorry, but the guy that does the testing says that age doesn't affect GLP1s all that much. Soo as long as its the still the same batch the test is valid as far as I can tell.

But remember what I said .. we don't know what fancy new stuff will come out before you run through what you already have in your freezer. Distract yourself from hoarding by building a wish board on pinterst for the new clothes you will need to buy next year.

but but but what if I titrate all the way up to 15mg next week and then run out in 5.4 yeeeeears??? (you can't see the flecks of foam forming at the corners of my mouth, but they're there.)

 

[rsmith]

This is just my opinion but most vendor-provided COAs are worthless. This is particularly the case for COAs provided by CN vendors. It's my firm belief that CN vendors like SRY and SSA sell their product without consideration to the age of the product and that they use the newest COAs to "verify" their purity/mass (even though the product could easily be from last year or older).

In other words, the product they send you is most likely not from the same batch as any of the newer COAs they will provide you. Instead, your product could be much, much older than even the oldest COA you come across. This makes 3P testing even more critical because the risk of degradation goes up with older product in most cases (much less so for Tirz so... buy away 🙂).

 

[keangkong]

This is just my opinion but most vendor-provided COAs are worthless. This is particularly the case for COAs provided by CN vendors. It's my firm belief that CN vendors like SRY and SSA sell their product without consideration to the age of the product and that they use the newest COAs to "verify" their purity/mass (even though the product could easily be from last year or older).

In other words, the product they send you is most likely not from the same batch as any of the newer COAs they will provide you. Instead, your product could be much, much older than even the oldest COA you come across. This makes 3P testing even more critical because the risk of degradation goes up with older product in most cases (probably less so for Tirz).

A COA from Janoshik is strong evidence that the tested substance is as described. However, you usually don't know whether the viasl you received are similar.

 

[rsmith]

A COA from Janoshik is strong evidence that the tested substance is as described. However, you usually don't know whether the viasl you received are similar.

Yes, exactly. What you receive from e.g., SSA is almost certainly NOT what was tested in the COA they provide you.

 

[Peotidethrowaway]

Sounds like some Tracy bullshit

 

[randompersonrandom]

Sounds like some Tracy bullshit

I will NEVER touch QSC in any incarnation. I know it's not like, Drug Scouts that we're buying from, but once a company does a certain amount of sketch with a straight face, my risk tolerance nopes right out.

 

[BooneDonk]

I have 3 kits in the freezer. 3rd party testing is within 1% of vendor COA’s for my vendor. They are tested more than others due to an event a year ago. I’m of the opinion that I can store up quick to get me through ALL my cycles of ALL my peps and then duck out of the forums and discord channels. Really hope my KLOW results line up with Reta results!

 

[randompersonrandom]

I have 3 kits in the freezer. 3rd party testing is within 1% of vendor COA’s for my vendor. They are tested more than others due to an event a year ago. I’m of the opinion that I can store up quick to get me through ALL my cycles of ALL my peps and then duck out of the forums and discord channels. Really hope my KLOW results line up with Reta results!

Was the event Zero Pepgate?

 

[BooneDonk]

Was the event Zero Pepgate?

It was before my time. However SRY 💩 the bed is what I was talking about.

 

[randompersonrandom]

It was before my time. However SRY 💩 the bed is what I was talking about.

I've been reading all the scandals. This forum is so full of tales of scandal and fuckery, and I can't stop reading all of it like it's celebrity gossip, except without all the slut-shaming and racist overtones.

 

[BooneDonk]

I've been reading all the scandals. This forum is so full of tales of scandal and fuckery, and I can't stop reading all of it like it's celebrity gossip, except without all the slut-shaming and racist overtones.

Keep reading, you will find that too! I was a horrible person in 2002, that was a while back. Let’s hope we aren’t buying fent in 2025!