Reta Vars: ~Being Obesos; This hits so differently!!

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Today I had my 3rd Reta dose at 1.5mg. It has been fourteen days. I have lost 10lbs. I have been using Adipotide and AOD-96 whatever along with it. Thing is, yesterday, after a terrible draining workout in the evening, I started 10mg of Var. Then at night I returned to the gym and had a great workout. So far so good. Then today I slept at 7am, woke up at 10am [Don't ask], and I found myself in a new world. I had been isekai'ed. My vision was clearer, I was breathing better. I could see in the 5th dimension if I chose to, I'm sure. Anyway, I immediately finished the daily ablutions, ran down, took the pep stack out of the fridge, came back up, and stabbed the Reta in. I took 1 pill of the Euphoria product. Shit was great. Then, I took the remaining half of the clenbuterol 40mcg tablet, which I had taken yest. [I know this terrifies some, hope you'll be alright].
At 2pm, I was given this cake. It had been an hour since taking the clen. My RHR was 81. I had no desire to eat the damn cake. But since I turned 44 today, I found it hard to refuse. So, I cut this tiny sliver of a piece and tasted the richest AF chocolate cake I had ever consumed. Ten minutes later, I started feeling nauseated, dizzy, and an hour after taking clenbuterol, I decided to sleep. I lay down, closed my eyes, and decided na, screw it, no sleep required, opened my eyes, and it was 5pm. I slept 3 hours when I was on clenbuterol.
After waking up, my lethargy, my patented slothfulness had gone AWOL. My greatest testing device-most folks use blood, and since I have been dumped by insurance- I use this Grip-o-meter. My usual grip is at around 82-83kgs. Today it was showing 108kg. Of course, it had been a month since I last checked, but still.
So, now I know with more certainty that my Slothiness was due to low T. It has been a long time since I measured it, and back then the number was some 212. It is probably worse now. But the main thing is, I have the Reta appetite suppression still, in spite of the AnaV. What I want to know is, if it will hinder my weight loss in the long run. I have lost ten pounds already, but I really really don't want to lose whatever little sarcomeres I have left. I dont want to wait and cut and then build it all back again. Fvck that feces.
So, when Reta is being geared up, are there additional steps a Padawan needs to follow?

P.S:- I welcome all advice, but I would also wanna know your gender to check for applicability. Yeah, I know, it is problematic. But look at it from my POV. When I was growing up, everybody knew that there were two genders. Men and women. Now, we find that there are 4. Men, women, s!mps, and the half-lives. Yes, the half-lives I met after coming here. Folks like @CharlieBrown, @UnusualLLama whose hearts beat at around 40 beats per minute. There is no way that their circulatory systems hold anything liquid. It has to be vapor for their hearts to decide such a slow pump is enough to blast those vapors around. Of course, there is always the exception and apart from the four genders, there is @Rolltide61. This muff is immune to GLP's. The guy is resistant to glucagon. What kinda molecular..no, atomic..no What kinda quantum fvckery had to happen for such a travesty!?
 
I read all of it, didn't know slothiness was a word, but I'm going to use it 🙂
Happy Birthday buddy!
It wasn't. I made it up. Slothfulness is the official word but I was too slothful to type extra 2 letters 😉
Thank you for the wishes. In return, you may use my newest word for free.
 
Today I had my 3rd Reta dose at 1.5mg. It has been fourteen days. I have lost 10lbs. I have been using Adipotide and AOD-96 whatever along with it. Thing is, yesterday, after a terrible draining workout in the evening, I started 10mg of Var. Then at night I returned to the gym and had a great workout. So far so good. Then today I slept at 7am, woke up at 10am [Don't ask], and I found myself in a new world. I had been isekai'ed. My vision was clearer, I was breathing better. I could see in the 5th dimension if I chose to, I'm sure. Anyway, I immediately finished the daily ablutions, ran down, took the pep stack out of the fridge, came back up, and stabbed the Reta in. I took 1 pill of the Euphoria product. Shit was great. Then, I took the remaining half of the clenbuterol 40mcg tablet, which I had taken yest. [I know this terrifies some, hope you'll be alright].
At 2pm, I was given this cake. It had been an hour since taking the clen. My RHR was 81. I had no desire to eat the damn cake. But since I turned 44 today, I found it hard to refuse. So, I cut this tiny sliver of a piece and tasted the richest AF chocolate cake I had ever consumed. Ten minutes later, I started feeling nauseated, dizzy, and an hour after taking clenbuterol, I decided to sleep. I lay down, closed my eyes, and decided na, screw it, no sleep required, opened my eyes, and it was 5pm. I slept 3 hours when I was on clenbuterol.
After waking up, my lethargy, my patented slothfulness had gone AWOL. My greatest testing device-most folks use blood, and since I have been dumped by insurance- I use this Grip-o-meter. My usual grip is at around 82-83kgs. Today it was showing 108kg. Of course, it had been a month since I last checked, but still.
So, now I know with more certainty that my Slothiness was due to low T. It has been a long time since I measured it, and back then the number was some 212. It is probably worse now. But the main thing is, I have the Reta appetite suppression still, in spite of the AnaV. What I want to know is, if it will hinder my weight loss in the long run. I have lost ten pounds already, but I really really don't want to lose whatever little sarcomeres I have left. I dont want to wait and cut and then build it all back again. Fvck that feces.
So, when Reta is being geared up, are there additional steps a Padawan needs to follow?

P.S:- I welcome all advice, but I would also wanna know your gender to check for applicability. Yeah, I know, it is problematic. But look at it from my POV. When I was growing up, everybody knew that there were two genders. Men and women. Now, we find that there are 4. Men, women, s!mps, and the half-lives. Yes, the half-lives I met after coming here. Folks like @CharlieBrown, @UnusualLLama whose hearts beat at around 40 beats per minute. There is no way that their circulatory systems hold anything liquid. It has to be vapor for their hearts to decide such a slow pump is enough to blast those vapors around. Of course, there is always the exception and apart from the four genders, there is @Rolltide61. This muff is immune to GLP's. The guy is resistant to glucagon. What kinda molecular..no, atomic..no What kinda quantum fvckery had to happen for such a travesty!?
WoW and WoW......

** Happy B-Day !!

Glad you're taking Var. It help to ensure no muscle loss. But take it in the morning, it mess's with your sleep.
This brings back memories; not great memories but non the less all worth it.
I recall posting that I had some wild days; slothfulness, exhaustion, dizzy spells but never nausea. Other days I'm like a raging bull full of energy. It all comes and goes; I didn't have anything last more than 1 week.
Clenbuterol cannot be fun ! Have you started the night sweats yet ?
- Sleep with an under-shirt it will help absorb the sweat and if the bed is soaked move to the other side.
Are you considering adding any AAS ? It could add to the roller coaster.
Work it the best you could because the end result will be worth it.
And I think it's great you can post it here where other people can understand and relate.
 
Glad you're taking Var. It help to ensure no muscle loss.
That's the plan...half of it anyway.
But take it in the morning, it mess's with your sleep.
Now you tell me. Since my sleep is messed u anyway, Ana can't do jack. Ha!
Clenbuterol cannot be fun ! Have you started the night sweats yet ?
I have used clen before. Granted it was a long time ago, but still. Night sweats? Na! Obesos don't do weak sauce. Though, I won't be taking clen anymore. It didn't do much for me the last two days. My body must be too damaged for clen to fix.
Are you considering adding any AAS ? It could add to the roller coaster.
Unfortunately my dad's surname is not Somestein, and the medical insurance mafi..industry here won't deal with me...for now. Oh and I and IM don't gel too well. I have a strange relationship with pain. None exists, if I have any say about it. Besides, I also have suffered a lot due to previous cycles and thus, have to be more cautious before I'm eventually forced into permanent TRT.
Work it the best you could because the end result will be worth it.
That's my only hope.
And I think it's great you can post it here where other people can understand and relate.
And I never thought such a thing would ever affect me as much as it has.

Sorry about the late response. Came back from the gym and had to cook something special.
Happy B-Day !!
Thank you, bub.
Happy Birthday
Thank you
 

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Happy birthday! You're only 2-months older than me, unless we're only counting half-lives for myself in which case you'd be pretty much twice as old, but happy birthday either way!
 
I’ve made it through the entire post, but for the first time in a long time, I’m actually at a loss for words. Not sure I could add anything meaningful except to say Happy Birthday!
That sounds ominous...making me almost feel insecure... na! No room for such fairy sauce. So, ahem, thank you very much and no sleeping?
 
That sounds ominous...making me almost feel insecure... na! No room for such fairy sauce. So, ahem, thank you very much and no sleeping?

Definitely not meant to be ominous.🙃 I enjoy reading your posts, albeit not usually at 3am.

I think it's jetlag and lack of sleep that has left me speechless. Or maybe it's the four gender thing....my mind is still swirling. I also have no advice about reta. Last time I tried to start stacking with reta, she beat me up. I'm slightly afraid of her.
 
Last time I tried to start stacking with reta, she beat me up. I'm slightly afraid of her.
Damn jealous vamp. Don't let her set the terms. If she won't behave, starve her, take away her attention. That's kryptonite for these streetwalkers. Try small doses, but after saturation with other GLP'S. Are you using Tirzepatide?
Or maybe it's the four gender thing....my mind is still swirling.
That's easy. Let's simplify. Men and women easy. S!mps have lower testosterone than even me. They probably lactate and dream of being white-knighted by Prince Andrew. Half-lives are a new evolutionary offshoot. Their blood was so filled with oxygen that the blood evaporated into a gaseous state, making the heart decide to take a vacation, beating when it felt like it. This is why I hate cardio. Note how all these half-lives are doing insane cardio all the time, while they treat real life as a side hustle. Imagine a Ripped White half-live singing Celine Dion- "My heart will go on, and...yawn...on...and...whatever...on...yeah and on..
 
That's the plan...half of it anyway.

Now you tell me. Since my sleep is messed u anyway, Ana can't do jack. Ha!

I have used clen before. Granted it was a long time ago, but still. Night sweats? Na! Obesos don't do weak sauce. Though, I won't be taking clen anymore. It didn't do much for me the last two days. My body must be too damaged for clen to fix.

Unfortunately my dad's surname is not Somestein, and the medical insurance mafi..industry here won't deal with me...for now. Oh and I and IM don't gel too well. I have a strange relationship with pain. None exists, if I have any say about it. Besides, I also have suffered a lot due to previous cycles and thus, have to be more cautious before I'm eventually forced into permanent TRT.

That's my only hope.

And I never thought such a thing would ever affect me as much as it has.

Sorry about the late response. Came back from the gym and had to cook something special.

Thank you, bub.

Thank you
Yummy !! I like the tuna stir fry.
I bought about 24 cans of tuna when it went on sale for $1.67 - that's probably normal price where you are 🤣
 
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HAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY young man!
 
Im Ready To Party Kristen Wiig GIF


HAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY young man!
Errrr....that loooong drawl might be why the sound of the wish arrived a day late, but thank you very much. Young man? Not there yet, but I will surely try... Got to put on some Eye of the Tiger, Real American, and the music that was released on the exact same day I was born... That shit is so crazy... It's like the movie came out and when the music hit, I just had to claw my way out 28 days early. Poor mom, but she shouldn't have exposed her ears to Basil Poledouris. His stuff will turn poodles into T-rexes, grow follicles even @CharlieBrown can't shave off, make @UnusualLLama get a triple digit RHR, and even make GLP's strong enough to work on @Rolltide61
 
Errrr....that loooong drawl might be why the sound of the wish arrived a day late, but thank you very much. Young man? Not there yet, but I will surely try... Got to put on some Eye of the Tiger, Real American, and the music that was released on the exact same day I was born... That shit is so crazy... It's like the movie came out and when the music hit, I just had to claw my way out 28 days early. Poor mom, but she shouldn't have exposed her ears to Basil Poledouris. His stuff will turn poodles into T-rexes, grow follicles even @CharlieBrown can't shave off, make @UnusualLLama get a triple digit RHR, and even make GLP's strong enough to work on @Rolltide61
You're well younger than I am so you are in fact a young man!
 
First off, Happy Birthday!!!🎉🥳🎂🍰🎁🎈Other than reta and AOD, I have no idea what any of the other things are...but I am guessing it is a guy thing (you just gave me more reading research to do out of morbid curiosity)... It does seem like besides the fact you turned 44, it was a pretty eventful day (and yesterday)... I think you should write a book about your 💉💊 chronicles - I'd be all in! Instructional and may I say very, very entertaining!
 
First off, Happy Birthday!!!
Thank you, ma'am.
Hope you had a Very Happy Birthday
Thank you, too.
Not sure how I didn't see this until today
Big Forum censorship.
I have no idea what any of the other things are...but I am guessing it is a guy thing (you just gave me more reading research to do out of morbid curiosity)
Huh? You're welcome.. "Legere est fundamentum omnis scientiae"-To read is the foundation of all knowledge- Arn the Knight Templar.
So I did my good deed for the day. Thank goodness, I finally did one good turn for the Queen of Charityville.
I think you should write a book about your 💉💊 chronicles - I'd be all in!
I could, but I dont want to be canceled. I already had trouble with my non-fictional Dark psychology book. Bezos took it out of advertisement.
Instructional and may I say very, very entertaining!
Glad I could be of service, especially to you. The immense obligation to your terrifying benevolence is humbling. A few smiles in return for your kindness...Hmmm, if I try real hard, maybeee I could pull it off. After all, laughter is the best medicine, or it was, until Reta made her debut.
 
First off, Happy Birthday!!!🎉🥳🎂🍰🎁🎈Other than reta and AOD, I have no idea what any of the other things are...but I am guessing it is a guy thing (you just gave me more reading research to do out of morbid curiosity)... It does seem like besides the fact you turned 44, it was a pretty eventful day (and yesterday)... I think you should write a book about your 💉💊 chronicles - I'd be all in! Instructional and may I say very, very entertaining!
Here's what Euphoria is... Clenbuterol was for a long time, the king of exercise ergogenic compounds... More dangerous to athletes than Epstein was to a Palestinian teen model. That thing has broken more hearts than all Playboy centerfolds put together. Clenbuterol is where the guy phrase- Eat Clen, Tren Hard partially came from..don't even ask me about Tren. Mr.Trenbolone is to anabolic steroids what Temujin Borjigin aka Genghiz Khan is to Emperors:- Numero Uno. Trenbolone is the second manliest substance to ever be made. What's the other guy things, let's see...hmmm...euphoria, done, clen done...ah yes, Var..short for Anavar. It's an oral AAS, one of the milder ones, but more importantly, one of the few non-estrogen converting ones.
 

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