I typed up a whole story about discovering my xiphoid process while lying in bed watching stupid YouTube videos because I'm never been a "normal" weight before and when I'm tired, my hands go onto random places on my body where I've never felt a bone before (ribcage, hip, wrists, shoulders, etc). I was almost asleep and found a bone right under the sternum called the "xiphoid process," which is a weird name for a bone, and which feels like the top of a chicken leg. Which jolted me awake, and threw me into a huge panic because I didn't know it was a bone, I thought it was a tumor and I soon will die. And was near tears, googling my five year survival chances for abdominal cancer when I realized I ALSO assumed my hip bone was cancer when I first felt it, and then I found out there was a bone there.
I typed out the whole goddamn thing under "Weight loss" meaning to title it "New weight loss milestone unlocked" and then the site went BACK down and I said fuck it and went to Walmart for another box of hair dye.