randompersonrandom
GLP-1 Specialist
When I divorced my second husband, my mother asked "How do you want to announce it to the family? Or DO you want to? You don't have to, but if might keep them from asking stupid questions if you decide you'd like to start bringing Nick [my first husband] again, or someone new."So, you're Lizzie's grandchild? well, well, well. Let's see... Is foraging related to this? Is that why I don't do foraging? Hmmmm... I thought I would love to be a prepper, but I became a pepper instead, not even the spicy kind...just the Chinese kind.
I told her "Tell Grandma, and say it's a secret and that I've asked that nobody be told." "She'll tell everybody in two days, max." "Yes, but she'll ALSO tell them it's a secret, so none of them will bother ME about it cause none of them are supposed to know." "Oh, and by the time they all forget they're not supposed to know, it will be too old to be interesting. Perfect."
I recognize that answers none of your questions, but I've made a lifelong habit of leaving more questions than answers.