Scale Shenanigans

[byefatlicia]

Sooo, I have this game I play with my scale. Because I noticed one time that if I stand a certain way, and hold myself at a certain angle, the scale will give me a little reward. Because I now have set this standard, I am 1 lb. away from a nice milestone and doing gymnastics on the stupid thing.
Nope, still not there... but wait... I have to pee... That'll do it for sure... so I pee... then... gymnastics... annnnnd nope... 🤣

 

[Slogger]

So I'm not the only one who has a 'placement' on the scale. It's true, by the way and does make a difference. 😊 Some days you just need that extra boost!

 

[byefatlicia]

And if the scale says it... It's gospel!!!

 

[CNCCurrency]

And if the scale says it... It's gospel!!!

Lol

 

[Mc_ppka_tp]

I've done some scale gymnastics but I've also included the "weight breath" where I try to exhale as much as possible before checking hoping it'll knock off an extra ounce. The mental game gymnastics I do ... you'd think they'd burn some more calories.

 

[JoonyO]

And if the scale says it... It's gospel!!!

Etched into a tablet like the 10 commandments! 🫡🫣

 

[Sasquatch]

Dammed if I ain't in this club too. 😀
Saturday is my pinning day. Tuesday is my scale day. It took me 11 months to MAYBE? Figure this out.

Nobody mentioned the constipation factor. There's a pound, right there! 😆

 

[miss-sanne]

Sooo, I have this game I play with my scale. Because I noticed one time that if I stand a certain way, and hold myself at a certain angle, the scale will give me a little reward. Because I now have set this standard, I am 1 lb. away from a nice milestone and doing gymnastics on the stupid thing.
Nope, still not there... but wait... I have to pee... That'll do it for sure... so I pee... then... gymnastics... annnnnd nope... 🤣

hehe, and only one good BM away too ! go check now !

 

[Grogu]

And if the scale says it... It's gospel!!!

Which scale? I have two of them to absolutely drive myself crazy. One scale I weigh a different amount every time I step on in the morning. The other one is more reliable, but consistently puts me 1/2lb more than the other. But this morning 1/2lb less. So, that scale is gospel today.

 

[byefatlicia]

Which scale? I have two of them to absolutely drive myself crazy. One scale I weigh a different amount every time I step on in the morning. The other one is more reliable, but consistently puts me 1/2lb more than the other. But this morning 1/2lb less. So, that scale is gospel today.

Andddd the Doctor's office scales are EVIL🙂

 

[Grogu]

Andddd the Doctor's office scales are EVIL🙂

OMG! The freaking scale in the Doctor’s office is truly EVIL 👹

My pcp recently left his practice and I switched to a new pcp in the same practice. The former pcp used to subtract 2-3 pounds from the scale weight for clothing, shoes, time of day, etc. New pcp doesn’t 🤷🏻‍♂️.