Scale Shenanigans

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Sooo, I have this game I play with my scale. Because I noticed one time that if I stand a certain way, and hold myself at a certain angle, the scale will give me a little reward. Because I now have set this standard, I am 1 lb. away from a nice milestone and doing gymnastics on the stupid thing.
Nope, still not there... but wait... I have to pee... That'll do it for sure... so I pee... then... gymnastics... annnnnd nope... 🤣
 
I've done some scale gymnastics but I've also included the "weight breath" where I try to exhale as much as possible before checking hoping it'll knock off an extra ounce. The mental game gymnastics I do ... you'd think they'd burn some more calories.
 
Dammed if I ain't in this club too. 😀
Saturday is my pinning day. Tuesday is my scale day. It took me 11 months to MAYBE? Figure this out.

Nobody mentioned the constipation factor. There's a pound, right there! 😆
 
Sooo, I have this game I play with my scale. Because I noticed one time that if I stand a certain way, and hold myself at a certain angle, the scale will give me a little reward. Because I now have set this standard, I am 1 lb. away from a nice milestone and doing gymnastics on the stupid thing.
Nope, still not there... but wait... I have to pee... That'll do it for sure... so I pee... then... gymnastics... annnnnd nope... 🤣
hehe, and only one good BM away too ! go check now !
 
And if the scale says it... It's gospel!!!

Which scale? I have two of them to absolutely drive myself crazy. One scale I weigh a different amount every time I step on in the morning. The other one is more reliable, but consistently puts me 1/2lb more than the other. But this morning 1/2lb less. So, that scale is gospel today.
 
Which scale? I have two of them to absolutely drive myself crazy. One scale I weigh a different amount every time I step on in the morning. The other one is more reliable, but consistently puts me 1/2lb more than the other. But this morning 1/2lb less. So, that scale is gospel today.
Andddd the Doctor's office scales are EVIL🙂
 
Andddd the Doctor's office scales are EVIL🙂

OMG! The freaking scale in the Doctor’s office is truly EVIL 👹

My pcp recently left his practice and I switched to a new pcp in the same practice. The former pcp used to subtract 2-3 pounds from the scale weight for clothing, shoes, time of day, etc. New pcp doesn’t 🤷🏻‍♂️.
 
Jever notice someone that weighs half of what you weigh will say, " don't go by just the scale."
 
Which scale? I have two of them to absolutely drive myself crazy. One scale I weigh a different amount every time I step on in the morning. The other one is more reliable, but consistently puts me 1/2lb more than the other. But this morning 1/2lb less. So, that scale is gospel today.
Lol me too! Scales side by side!!!! 😅🤣😂
 
I got one of the Renfo Body scales. Does anyone else have one of these? How does is accurately detect all these stats like visceral body fat, and all the rest, with 4 sensors? I'm not putting a lot of stock in this info yet. I'm down 42 lbs as of this morning and have my checkup next week when I'm sure the Doctor's scale will show 38!
 
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