Would you be fine with DwightTheDelight being in charge of the nukes or healthcare?

[glpfun]

I'm very offended. I think I would make an excellent leader and I think if we created a poll regarding this, most people in here would be perfectly fine with me being in charge of the nukes or healthcare for our country. And if not, then the whole system is rigged and it's time to overthrow the current admin team in this forum.

Heads on pikes, Brute Enforcer Emeritus! Heads on pikes!
Stingers on toothpicks, Brute Enforcer Emeritus! Stingers on toothpicks!!!

A challenge has been issued

 

[DwightTheDelight]

My fellow glp1er's,

This is your chance to make a real difference. No longer will your nukes just sit collecting dust. I promise to nuke every hurricane that dare challenge our great country.

(And yes, for this poll, you are all Americans)

 

[GimmeABreak]

Our nukes have been sitting around doing nothing for over 25 years, it would be good to know if they actually still work. I served on a nuclear ballistic missile submarines in the 80's and I can tell you that the guys performing maintenance on them aren't the sharpest tacks in the box.

DwightTheDelight make it happen!

 

[clevesand]

I want to be the Pickleball Secretary.

 

[DwightTheDelight]

Our nukes have been sitting around doing nothing for over 25 years, it would be good to know if they actually still work. I served on a nuclear ballistic missile submarines in the 80's and I can tell you that the guys performing maintenance on them aren't the sharpest tacks in the box.

DwightTheDelight make it happen!

Your belief in me is very heart-worming. Thank you, but I don't want to just be a leader of the people who voted for me, I want to be a leader for all of us, even the absolute piece of trash dummies who voted against me. I'm a uniter.

I want to be the Pickleball Secretary.

How about Secretary to the Regional Pickleball Assistant?

 

[glpfun]

I want to be the Pickleball Secretary.

Can you please comment on the recent doping allegations during the national pickeball championship?

 

[glpfun]

Hawk tuah and that’s fine are neck and neck

 

[keangkong]

I thought I had voted for Dwight the Delight and that he had won the US Presidential election. Am I missing something?

 

[raw_oyster_eater]

can we nuke DtD?

 

[DwightTheDelight]

can we nuke DtD?

I don't know what dtd is, but the answer is yes, absolutely.

 

[DwightTheDelight]

I thought I had voted for Dwight the Delight and that he had won the US Presidential election. Am I missing something?

Thank you for your support. There were fine people from both sides of the aisle that voted for me. The majority of people were horny though and voted for hawk tuah, but I hope they reconsider and change their vote after getting their rocks off.

 

[keangkong]

Thank you for your support. There were fine people from both sides of the aisle that voted for me. The majority of people were horny though and voted for hawk tuah, but I hope they reconsider and change their vote after getting their rocks off.

I never let horniness affect my votes. Otherwise I'd have to vote for Lauren Boebert and AOC.