I swear to god. Fucking coinbaseTwo things - one is to establish the account in advance and even pre-fund it ahead of time so you're ready to go when a sale hits.. Another option is to get PayPal route (funded through a debit card) set up and then you won't have to wait a week for funds to clear... it's an option that works really well. There's a step-by-step guide for that and it works really well.
So I reopened my account. Linked PayPal. Somehow it didn’t link
Tried again, can’t link PayPal. Because it’s already linked to another account
Can’t unlink, doesn’t show it linked anywhere
3 hour wait for support.